fashion tips for the over 50 crowd

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:06:56

The following things do not go together

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots or birth lines.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks.

14. Thongs and Depends.

Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:15:25

whoa those are some bad images. :D

Post 3 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 23:46:02

oh yes they are, gross

Post 4 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 2:20:04

LMAO! That's hilarious!

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 11:18:15

Now you tell me.

Did you get these from personal experience Becky?

Bob

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 14:20:01

Bob, don't even talk to me. I can't get that image of you in your thong and Depends out of my mind.

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 14:51:17

Very true. You can't blame people for trying, but as you get older, some things are better left way back in the past.

Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 15:17:35

LMAO; wow.

Post 9 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 4:42:19

You have interesting taste then Becky.
And god, somebody break out the brain bleach please? That entire list... *shudders*

Post 10 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 17:37:10

lol